Hard Cops Resist Urge to Shoot Suspect Swinging Huge Dildo



Florida strikes again! The state known for having so many weird crimes comes up huge in another round of funny crime moments. the suspect, Donald Thornback, had been sleeping on the land of a homeowner. The homeowner had finally become sick of it and called the cops. The cops showed up to remove Thornback and that's when they were met with a hilarious suspect who had the funniest weapon you could think of. 

The cops approached the man sleeping on the property, woke him up to remove him from the property, and that's they struck gold.  Thornback bit back by saying something about not having the right to remove him and then broke out his hilarious weapon of choice. It was a "huge dildo" and he began swinging it at the police.

Cops could've shot the suspect, but the dildo was not considered a dangerous weapon in the way it was being used. I suppose that's subjective and based on how you use it. I heard that from a friend.

Cops disarmed Hornback of his massive dildo weapon and took him into custody. He was charged with trespassing and a misdemeanor.

I hope he got his huge dildo back.