Doctors are removing things from people's butt way too often. It's one thing to have a little bit of fun, but if you're getting things stuck in your backside and need doctors to remove it, then that's a sign that you've gone too darn far.

Doctors in Italy had to literally invent a new tool to remove a 23-inch dildo from a man's rectum. Yes, a man's rectum. And yes, it was nearly two feet long. You're shaking your head now, right? Don't worry, I am too.

This apparently happened at the AAST Grand Hospital in Milan, showing that Italian guys are into weird things, like butt stuff.

It seems like the doctors weren't able to get the item out of their patient's butt, so they had to create a new tool to remove it. Imagine being the guy who has a 2-foot toy in his backside and just laying there waiting for doctors to make a new tool to remove it. That sure sounds embarassing.


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Writing in BMJ Case Reports, endoscopist Dr Lorenzo Dioscoridi and his colleagues detail the treatment of a 31-year-old man who presented to the emergency room with a girthy, 60-centimeter (23 inch) rubber dildo lodged inside him.

During the initial examination and questioning by the staff on duty, the man explained that the toy was "not removable by hand" and had been stuck for 24 hours. Yet, other than some mild abdominal pain, he was feeling fine. When an X-ray revealed the sheer magnitude of the problem, he was referred to the endoscopy unit.

Dr Dioscoridi’s team then tried multiple standard approaches to remove the item from the terminal colon, including snaring it with a wire loop device that is otherwise used to remove polyps, and displacing it with a dilating balloon then grabbing it with forceps. 

But these attempts all failed due to “the rigidity, the smoothness and the size of the object,” the physicians recalled. Hoping to avoid the last resort option of highly invasive surgery, they built a “home-made” device out of medical wire pushed through a stent tube. Unlike existing polyp snares, the team’s “guidewire lasso” was rigid enough to loop around the sex toy and pull it away from the colon walls.


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So basically, long story short, the guy with the 2-foot sex toy in his butt required doctors to LASSO it out like they were riding around on Brokeback Mountain.

Whenever you think you have an embarassing question for the doctor, then don't feel bad. Nothing could be more cheeky than this! PUN INTENDED!!

Posted on September 6, 2018 in Health and filed under health, funny.
Source: iflscience,