Cody Meader, 20, was arrested and charged with criminal mischief for sexually assaulting ‘large stuffed animal toys’ inside the store in Pinellas County, Florida on Tuesday. After he was read his rights, Meader admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and confessed that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal. Police said Meader entered the store and took a ‘large Olaf stuffed animal’ from a display dedicated to the smash hit 2013 Disney movie, whose sequel is released next month. He then reportedly placed it on the floor and began to ‘dry hump’ the toy ‘until he ejaculated onto the merchandise.’ Afterwards, he placed the stuffed toy back on the Frozen display – then set his sights on a large stuffed unicorn, which he began to ‘dry hump’ as well, authorities wrote in an arrest affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun.
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