Hunter Biden admits using 'psychedelic toad venom' to stay sober for a year

If you thought the Parmesan cheese story was weird, then you haven't seen anything yet! Hunter Biden has now admitted to having used 'psychedelic toad venom' to help him stay sober for a year. You literally cannot make this stuff up.

This was revealed in a story on the Washington Examiner, written by Rob Crilly, who's listed as a White House Correspondent. Let's dive in!

President Joe Biden’s son Hunter tried everything to wean himself off alcohol and crack — from yoga and therapy to psychoactive drugs and the anesthetic ketamine.


But in his new memoir, he credits the secretions of the Sonoran Desert toad with keeping him sober for a year.

LOLOL This sounds like the plot of a movie about a crackhead taking a trip in the desert. But no, it's President Joe Biden's son.

He describes how he traveled to Mexico in 2014, as his marriage was unraveling, in a desperate attempt to get his life back in order, using drug treatments that were not legal in the United States.

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First, he was given ibogaine, a psychedelic derived from plants at a clinic in Tijuana, which he says created a flickering “slideshow” of his life.

They always blame Mexico, right? Gotta find a scapegoat. Oh wait, it's something not legal here. Well, sounds like they should just legalize it and tax it to me.

Then, at a beach house, a nurse administered 5-MeO-DMT therapy using toad secretions, which are believed by its fans to ease depression, heal the scars of trauma, and cure addiction.

“It was a profound experience. It connected me in a vividly renewed way to everyone in my life, living or dead. Any division between me my Dad, my mommy, Caspy, or Beau vanished, or at least became irrelevant,” Biden writes in his book Beautiful Things, using a family nickname for his sister Naomi who died with his mother in 1972 after a car crash.

My goodness...

“It felt as though I was seeing all of existence at once – and as one,” he writes.

People who have used the drug compare its effects with that of a religious experience, leaving them feeling reborn.

Leaving him reborn or a baby born from a stripper? Which one is it, bruh?

The more I read about Hunter Biden's wild life, from his binges to his alleged $83k per month job, the more I want to know.

What's Hunter Biden going to tell us next?

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