Leaked CIA playlist for torturing detainees sounds like a party playlist to me


If these songs are on the CIA's playlist and used to torture people and keep them awake, well then LOCK ME UP! This sounds like a great time to me. In fact, what law can I break right now to go have a party with the CIA? I'm just hear for the playlist fellas. You had me at Eminem, Drowning Pool, Tupac, and Prince. I am so coming to the CIA's next torture party. This sounds wonderful. I don't break the law, but I'll at least make an appearance if they want to jam out and play some drinking games with me.
I think we need to take a few drinks and get warmed up to this before playing it. Maybe every time a commercial jingle or show song comes on, that's when we take a bathroom break.
Also, I would like to add Miley Cyrus to the list. I heard she's got a song called 'Party in the USA' and we can change that to 'Party with the CIA' - ya feel me?
Here's some of the music the CIA allegedly uses to torture detainees with (don't threaten me with a good time).
Deicide: F-ck Your God
Dope: Die MF Die, Take Your Best Shot
Eminem: White America, Kim
Barney & Friends: theme song
Drowning Pool: Bodies
Metallica: Enter Sandman
Meow Mix: commercial jingle
Janeane Garofalo/Ben Stiller: chapter from the Feel This Audiobook
Sesame Street: theme song
David Gray: Babylon
AC/DC: Shoot to Thrill, Hell’s Bells
Bee Gees: Stayin’ Alive
Tupac: All Eyez On Me
Christina Aguilera: Dirrty
Neil Diamond: America
Rage Against the Machine: unspecified songs
Don McLean: American Pie
Saliva: Click Click Boom
Matchbox Twenty: Cold
(hed)pe: Swan Dive
Prince: Raspberry Beret

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