Daily Mail - Authorities in Warren, Ohio, detained a man last week, who allegedly masturbated on a sidewalk and behaved like a gorilla.
Timothy Cook, 32, has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated, the Smoking Gun reported.
Police responded to the Giant Eagle Plaza Friday regarding 'two white males running around the lot taking of their clothes, one of the males growling and punching the cement', a police report obtained by the website said.
Yo Tim! What were you guys thinking!! Even though it was probably hilarious to do that (and I hope you have a video of it for later laughs), you still should NOT have done that.
It's better if you convince someone else to do it, so they get in trouble.
Try to keep your clothes on buddy.
I don't want to see you in the news again.
This IS a hilarious way to get arrested, but maybe we don't do that ever again.
One and done!
Don't take your d*ck out in public anymore.
Here's a Harambe meme for good measure and to make everyone feel better.
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