What happens when you get your pecker wrecked in the sea? This is it! Stingy wasn't playing around.
Just when you thought you've seen it all this week, I bring to you a sappy story of a man getting his penis stung by a sting ray while he was going for a swim. I'm pretty sure the stingray didn't mean to poke the pecker, but what happens on this man's shorts obviously stayed on this man's shorts. It was s sight for sore eyes and a pain in the dick just watching this unfurl.
The unnamed man was seen rolling around on the beach in Sanya, in South China's Hainan province, after his genitals were stung by the sea creature's tail.
The poor bloke has just decided to take a dip in the sea to cool off on the sunny September day when suddenly he was running back on to the beach - stingray in tow.
The ray had managed to get its barbed tail stuck in the man's shorts and he was soon on his back in loads of pain. Unfortunately for the suffering man, a member of the Sanya fire service said he and his colleagues did not have the proper equipment to deal with the situation.
So, it ended up being very difficult to remove and unhook the spiny tail from the man's penis.
The fireman said: "On the paramedic's advice, we cut off the barbs with our tools."
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It looks like everyone will be ok. The worst part is that it was all caught on film, so the man gets to watch himself suffer while holding his penis and petting a stingray at the same time. Kinda weird if you ask me, but that's why I don't try to catch wild animals with my bare hands.
I don't want to get poked in the penis by a cute stingray who's just minding their own business.
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