Miley Cyrus Challenges Donald Trump, Is Brutally Shut Down, Says She Is Leaving America For Good

Miley Cyrus claims she’s packing her bags and leaving America if Donald Trump is her President.

That means Miley Cyrus should be leaving on January 20, 2017, and literally no one cares.

No one.

Miley Cyrus is a haggard flea-bag who flaunts her stick figure, curve-less, Popsicle stick body on stage like a cheap alley hooker and she’s nasty. No one in America cares if she leaves except for a handful of brainwashed liberal twits who think her songs are good.

I hope Miley’s bags are packed, tickets purchased, and she flies away to another country who also won’t care for her nonsense.

She is a wrecking ball of liberalism slamming her hideous self around like a crybaby begging for attention.

If only Miley could take Beyonce, Rosie O’Donnell, and all the cry-in/safe space whittle babies from college with her – that would be great. We don’t need Trump to make America great when Miley can do it all for him.

Miley would make America great again if she would just GTFO. Go suck a rubber doll in another country. We don’t need you!

I voted today for @HillaryClinton ???????????? I am so proud of all of you who did the same! #imwithher

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 8, 2016


Conservative 101 – Before election night, Miley Cyrus and numerous other American celebrities threatened to move out of the country to avoid living under newly-elected President Trump. As the Mirror reports, other famous female faces who can’t stand the thought of a reality show star running the free world include Amy Schumer, Cher, and Lena Dunham.

Schumer said she would move to Spain if Trump won the presidency, while Cher proclaimed that she would move even farther away from America by catching a flight to Jupiter. Lena Dunham and Neve Campbell decided they would stay a little closer to Hollywood by heading to Canada, and Miley Cyrus didn’t specify where she would go. “We’re all just f**king jam between his rich a*s toes!” Cyrus wrote of Trump in a March 2 Instagram post. “Honestly f**k this s**t I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!).”

Now that the Miley rant is over, this is the only tolerable song that ever came from Miley Cyrus and it’s a remix with Biggie Smalls. I know you’ll probably make fun of me for liking this song, but that’s cool. It’s great for parties, like Trump’s inauguration party when Miley is flying away to another country to her safe space. Don’t hate me too much.

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