Apparently if you have Diplomatic Immunity, then you can pretty much get away with any crime in another country.

This creepy Muslim guy dry humped a woman like a horny dog would do to your leg. He was arrested and charged with some sex related crimes, but then he was basically sent home charge free because he has Diplomatic Immunity.

Sounds a bit backwards, don't it? You can thank the United Nations for that bass ackwards rule.

A 38-year-old woman was sexually assaulted from behind when a man on the Manhattan subway forcibly rubbed his genitals on her.

I know it’s crowded on the NY subways, but not “rub my junk all over you” crowded. I’ve bumped into people too, but I didn’t stand there for a while and simulate something from 50 Shades of Allah.This guy reportedly didn’t just “pass by.” He was several strokes in the wind, ready to blow a gasket, and that’s not exactly called “just passing by.”

The man was arrested and charged with multiple sex related crimes, but he walked away with his head high and a grin on his face because he has Diplomatic Immunity. That loophole in the criminal justice system theoretically lets him bump and grind on any woman in the train car and get away with it. I don’t know why he kept his pants on. At this rate, he could’ve raped her and we’d be wondering if Obama’s Diplomatic Immunity would pardon him from that crime too. It doesn’t even make sense why Diplomatic Immunity is a thing. What happens if he raped a girl every time he took the train? Nothing is done? Doesn’t make sense to me.

Are there any diplomats who want to adopt me? I have a list of things I'd like to do without getting in trouble. I think I can get away with it under the United Nations rules, so if there's a diplomat who wants a new son, then please email me, follow me on Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat/The IG - whatever you want bro.

If anyone needs a brisk reminder of what you're not allowed to do to women on the train, then watch this.


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