A very funny member of the United States Navy has crushed every male ego on the planet by drawing a massive penis in the sky. The jet flew out of the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island and conducted the funny skywriting above Okanogan County. However, not all citizens were impressed nor thought it was funny. Some people caught a hard-on for complaining and acted like this was the most horrible thing they've ever seen. Immature, yes. Horribly life-changing and worth being triggered over, no.
WTSP reported the incident and posted Tweets that showed the giant cloudy penis in the sky. The Navy was contacted and replied by saying that “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value, and we are holding the crew accountable..."
It should be noted that no one was injured by the skywriting except for many male egos and a few uptight people who failed to find the humor in this.
Here's the full-sized picture, complete with utter girth and length. This is thanks to Anahi Torres on Twitter.
Source: wtsp, dailydot, twitter