Professor Bert Weinstein Tweeted the most hilarious picture of the week. He shared a picture of the Bat Patrol which consists of a few social justice warriors holding baseball bats. These kids are reportedly patrolling the campus of Evergreen State College because they think they're making the college a safer place to be. They don't realize that students carrying weapons around campus might make things a little more hostile. These don't seem like they are weapons for self defense, but instead, they seem like weapons to go on the offense whenever the social justice warriors see someone they don't agree with. It's like they're carrying baseball bats and seeking conservatives to beat up.
One look at the picture of the goons with bats and you'll automatically start laughing. They have a fat girl, token black guy, and some random feminist looking turds who all have that EXACT SAME SJW FISH FACE LOOK.
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This is possibly the most non-athletic looking group you can find and I wonder if this is the first time they've ever picked up a bat, let alone know how to swing one. I'm fairly certain these folks would be quite easy to disarm. And the fat girl? No chance she's keeping up with most people. No way in hell. The ginger minge? Look at that "I'm so strong" pose. Come on girl, go do something productive with your life instead of becoming the most mocked photo of the year.
If this was a movie, then they would be called the "PLEASE COMMIT SUICIDE SQUAD" and it would be a movie about liberals imploding on themselves when they run out of things to complain about.
According to The College Fix, a memo from an Evergreen State College official confirms the existence of the ‘bat-patrols.’
The outlet states that Evergreen’s Residential and Dining Service (RAD) director Sharon Goodman sent the following message to students:
Dear RAD Students,
We are aware of a small group of students coordinating a community patrol of housing and campus. We acknowledge and understand the fear and concerns that are motivating these actions. We also understand that these students are seeking to provide an alternative source of safety from external entities as well as those community members who they distrust.
Community patrols can be a useful tool for helping people to feel safe, however the use of bats or similar instruments is not productive. Some members of this group have been observed carrying batons and/or bats. Carrying bats is causing many to feel unsafe and intimidated. The bats must be put away immediately in order to protect all involved. Non-students participating in this activity are advised to leave campus.
I suppose we can thank Bert Weinstein for this. He seems like an intelligent fellow who is unfortunately dealing with the SOB SQUAD on a first hand basis. It's a shame these social justice warriors don't realize they're literally ruining the college experience for people and making their campus a hostile joke that most of the Internet is mocking today.
This is seriously one of the most lame things I have ever seen college kids waste their time on. I thought the protests over snowflake liberal nonsense was bad, but this is just pathetic.
Get a life, kids.