
White House considers removing Alexander Vindman after testimony against Trump
Vindman might be out as White House weighs their options

OJ Simpson Granted Parole After 9 Years in Jail
Former football player turned criminal just got parole after nine years in jail. He might be free as soon as October 2017.

Over 1M people sign petition after guest throws lit cig to orangutan and he smokes it
Funniest thing you'll see all week

Fur coat wearing son of NY judge arrested by feds
The cops are carrying his LARP outfit, no seriously, they are

South Carolina player makes one-handed acrobatic catch over Tennessee defenders at the goal line
You just aren't going to see these kinds of football catches very often

Biden messes up simple numbers, says 'Six thousand three hundred forty-four thousand seven hundred'
We learned this in grade school and Biden still messed it up

Beast Mode Marshawn Lynch Sits For National Anthem
Marshawn Lynch made a statement by sitting during the National Anthem, but then was unavailable for a statement after the game.

Mitt Romney called 'Traitor' as he boards a flight
Mitt Romney got roasted when he hopped on the plane

Judge Jeanine condemns people who stormed the Capitol as 'bunch of freaks' with 'senseless lunacy'
Judge Jeanine is right, these people were awful

Gohmert makes questionable statement after lawsuit against Pence dismissed
Gohmert and others tried to sue Pence, got dismissed

Major Insurance Companies to Waive Co-Pays for Cornoavirus Tests
Mike Pence has major announcement

Woman screams she was attacked by 'Doberman' - got the dog wrong and it never touched her
This is Karen gone wild

5 NFL Quarterbacks Who Should Be Replaced With Colin Kaepernick
Put your politics on the shelf and take these statistics into consideration. Imagine you're an NFL owner - after reading this, would you then sign Colin Kaepernick to your team?

Sen. Toomey: Trump 'spiraled down into a kind of madness' after election
Toomey whines about Trump on TV

Attorney reminds Democrats that Obama withheld aid once... and he wasn't impeached
Remember that time Obama withheld millions from Egypt? Yeah, he wasn't impeached

Teen used brass knuckles to suckerpunch a 12-year-old, gets sentenced
16 year old suckerpunches a 12-year-old unprovoked, from behind, and now finds out what he's charged with!

Fake Mother Of 2 Caught Panhandling Drives Off In Pricey SUV
Panhandler exposed for not having two kids she claims. She's possibly a drug addict in search of money for her next fix.

Husband thought Jimmy Johns called his wife a B---h. Nah, she ordered BLT With Cheese
When you're about to punch Jimmy Johns employees like some cheap drywall

LeBron James Calls Trump a Bum For His Tweet To Steph Curry
The guy who only plays for superteams, complains about air conditioning, and flops during games had the nerve to call Trump a bum.

FL Gov DeSantis: I’m an elected official but whoop dee doo
DeSantis has a good point here

HS football players previously suspended after honoring first responders from 9/11
Whoever suspended them is a horrible person

Voter says Trump is finally standing up to the Chinese and working for farmers
Here we go, live from Minnesota and sticking impeachment up the arse

Trump Jr: WaPo's Obit of ISIS leader is like Jeffrey Dahmer being 'purveyor of organic and fine exotic meats'
Trump Jr: WaPo's Obit of ISIS leader is like Jeffrey Dahmer being 'purveyor of organic and fine exotic meats'

Rudy G makes huge claim: 'This was not an accident. This was organized'
America's Mayor has a big claim to state

Hunter Biden faces investigation for 'very bad thing'
Hunter Biden faces investigation for what he did, probably something slimy

NFL Ratings Dropped So Bad, Now They're Paying for It
NFL is losing money thanks to the ungrateful, rich, privileged players who protest the American flag.

New Bill Clinton accuser releases phone call to Chuck Schumer 'Unlike Ms Ford, I Do Have Proof and Witnesses'
Her name is Leslie Millwee and she's accusing former President Bill Clinton of sexual assault in 1980. This isn't exactly the first time he's been accused of something like this.

Ravens Fans Boo When Players Take Knee for National Anthem
Baltimore Ravens players take a knee during National Anthem, fans have an epic response.

Pelosi refers to Trump as 'deranged, unhinged, and dangerous'
I couldn't tell if she was talking about Trump or herself

Kamala Harris dancing in Iowa while her state of California is on fire
Kamala Harris' state is on fire, but here she is dancing for no reason

Fox News host says leftists referred to new Supreme Court Justice as 'Amy Covid Barrett'
Amy Covid Barrett... ha ha ha

Mike Ditka Crushes NFL Protests, States No Oppression in Last 100 Years
NFL players would not be allowed to kneel on Mike Ditka's team nd he says there's been no oppression since 1917.

Leftists wanted people to stay home at first, but now they're dacing at protests
Covid Shuffle

They have skills, but this messed with my brain a little bit
There's one spot I was like, woah

The Hunter Biden, FBI, alleged laptop story just went in an awful direction
If this is true, holy crap!

Sammy Sosa Used To Be Black, Now He's Vampire Pink
Aging ex-baseball star, Sammy Sosa, used to be blackish. Now he looks like the color of chewed gum and raw chicken. WTF HAPPENED?

Protesting Players Shocked At What Chris Long Did With NFL Paychecks
Philadelphia Eagles player, Chris Long, is donating his next ten paychecks to charity. How's that for taking a stand?

Michigan Democrat has 'warning' for Trump supporters: 'Enough of the shenanigans'
Oh nelly, she's gonna freak people out

Up for Debate: Did Pelosi violate US Code when ripping up Trump's SOTU speech
Pelosi acted like a child, now she might get punished like one

Kaepernick Goes After NFL Owners For Collusion
Collusion, collusion, collusion! Everyone's doing collusion this year, right?

Sidney Powell responds after Jenna Ellis says she's not part of legal team, reveals ‘Kraken On Steroids’
Kraken On Steroids will probably trend...

Take A Knee Protester Arrested, Allegedly Pointed Gun At Woman
Bruce Maxwell, the only baseball player to take a knee in protest, has been arrested.

Two taxpayers try fist fighting, doesn't really work out for them
Fighting is not for them

Giants Vernon Olivier Takes a Knee On Thanksgiving
Unthankful and disrespectful Vernon kneels during the National Anthem on Thanksgiving Day.