Trump says 'No Thanks' And Tells Pence To Handle Coronavirus
President Donald Trump doesn't even drink, so he ain't got time for no coronavirus! Trump has officially placed Vice President in charge of the United States government response to coronavirus. Despite sparking criticism from known bartender, turned Congresswoman, turned scientist who touted having 12 years to go until total devastation - also known as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who said Pence doesn't even believe in science - he's still the man on the job.
Trump was quoted by CNN as saying, "Because of all we've done, the risk to the American people remains very low.
Unclear if CNN made that up or if Trump was talking out of his spray tan glory hole, the fact still remains - Pence is the man on the job.
Meanwhile, Democrats call for $8 billion in emergency funds and Trump says "We'll spend whatever is appropriate. Hopefully, we won't have to spend so much because we really think that we've done a great job in keeping it down to a minimum."
Who is this "we'll" because I sure as heck ain't got no darn money.
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I'm not sure if Pence commented on this because Pence hasn't really talked in three years.
By the way, the photo of Mike Pence's first coronavirus meeting shows a man holding two snakes and it's not real.