Students at University of Michigan triggered by wood paneling

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The University of Michigan is going through some super expensive renovations to make their campus even more awesome for all the students, staff, and faculty who spend their days there. Construction is not ever a pretty site until it's finished and cleaned up and you can admire the final product. The days of building are usually messy, create detours, and quite frankly - it's annoying to be around.

However, most intelligent people understand that this is just part of the building and constructing phase and once the job is done, then life goes back to normal and everything usually looks amazing.


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Then you have these idiot snowflakes at the University of Michigan who are triggered by construction sites. They're claiming that the wood paneling used on some of the academic buildings are too masculine and it's intimidating to people. Intimidating to who? A bunch of beta-boys? You're joking, right? This is just wood paneling and it probably looks nice. I have not ever found a wood panel that made me think - wow, that's too darn manly for me. Let me excuse myself while I go into a triggered meltdown.

This looks like a place for scholars, not crybaby snowflakes.

Students at the prestigious University of Michigan are claiming to be “intimidated” by the “masculine” wood paneling on the walls of academic buildings on campus.

Anna Wibbelman, former president of Building a Better Michigan, stated at a student government meeting that “minority students felt marginalized by quiet, imposing masculine paneling” of several academic buildings around campus.

Good. I hope it's the most manly wood people have ever seen since Ron Jeremy first showed his. I hope this triggers whiny college kids into dropping out and overdosing on meth as they get caught giving two guys a handy for a quick hit in a smelly alley.

These are the type of college students who ruin everything because they are horrible people who find everything offensive. These are the beta boys who deserve to be flogged until they become real people. If it's women complaining, then you know it's a herd of heavy-set women with fish face crying because they're overpowered by the wood holding up or decorating a building. These are the same heifers that usually complain about people staring at their body, when in fact - no one stares at their body. Typical haggard feminist types who would be better off taste testing Krispy Kremes until they get diabetes and choke on a jelly donut.

The primary building in question, the Michigan Union building, is a historical building on campus and serves as one of the most recognizable landmarks of the university.

Although the building is set to undergo a pricey $85.2 million renovation, the wood paneling is here to stay, to the dismay of minority students who finds it presence to be “intimidating.”

I hope every single panel stays and they drop out. Please do it. Embarrass your parents as much as possible and then learn how to make drinks or sandwiches, because your life will be a career frothing lattes at Starbucks or slapping some meat on a flatbread at Subway. That's all you're likely to be qualified for after dropping out of college over the choice of wood paneling as if you're footing the $85.2 million dollar bill.

“There is a significant presence of wood paneling on the interior of the building and we expect most, if not all of it, will remain after the renovation,” said University of Michigan spokesperson Rick Fitzgerald.

Rick Fitzgerald is a smart man. I like this guy. I don't like the cringe people.

The wood stays and if you don't like it, then GTFO.

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