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Bull Semen facility catches fire, firefighters forced to 'dodge projectiles'
From AVClub, "Aaron Thomas, Yarram Herd Services Committee vice chairman, apparently said the loss of 100 containers of cattle semen will deal local farmers a “huge blow,” since each cryogenic cylinder filled to the brim with bull semen is worth nearly $350 a piece. The news story did not indicate if he was able to say this with a straight face, or if he giggled until his laughter devolved into abject weeping. There are no reports of injuries, but we suspect that’s only because one cannot really quantify damage to a person’s soul, to their very essence. Because, as we have said, there was a flaming semen explosion at the bull fuck factory today."