Bro-Boy was climbing a light pole the way a sloppy girl heads south, then he fell off the same way she would pass out. Total douche move and he looked dazed for a second. Then he went into shock therapy by the fans who picked his body up like Weekend at Bernies. Yeah, he lived. I think.
Posted in Society on
February 10, 2018
and filed under Eagles, Philadelphia, ouch.