Girl Steals Tip Jar And Hobbles Away


Word on the streets is that this moose knuckle meat bag asked for a sample of the beef. When the register person turned around, the welfare queen of the trailer park stole the tip jar and did her impersonation of Usain Bolt out the door. Except, she's a heifer and they don't run fast. There isn't enough money in a tip jar that's worth getting arrested.