Woman's Butt Plug Gets Stuck and Things Go Horribly Wrong

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A woman named Emily and a man were having a fun adult activity night and trying things that she wasn't used to. The man inserted a butt plug into her anus and that's where her nightmare starts. The butt plug got stuck in the woman and they couldn't get it out. No matter how much they tried, it wasn't moving in the right direction. Maybe they tried to pull it out, but no luck. Maybe she tried to sit on the toilet and push it out, but no luck. That's when she decided it was time to go to the hospital.


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Besides having a 4-inch toy stuck in her bottom, the woman's man ditched her on the spot. He had to work early, so he didn't really have time to deal with her backdoor shenanigans anymore. The toy went in, and he went out. Sounds like a normal weekend night for quite a stag. Sometimes what goes in, does not come out right away. Here's a quick statement on what exactly happened, without telling all the details of the rest of the night.

She added: “I think he got too excited and managed to push the end of it in too. It was a goner.

“I began to panic and told him I needed to go to hospital. He said it should come out naturally on the toilet and then he said ‘I’m really sorry I have work early in the morning’ and he shot off.

I'm wondering just how far he pushed it in, that they couldn't push it back out immediately. It sounds like this toy was halfway to her throat if you can imagine the female body has one long tube from end to end. It doesn't of course, but if anyone wants to draw a picture of that, then feel free.

So there she is - all alone, something stuck in her backside, and her man took off for work. She's stuck going to the hospital and explaining how this 4-inch toy got there and how she can't get it out.

Imagine being in the emergency room and having answer the "what are you here for" question. Thank goodness her friend went with her. At least she didn't have to suffer this weird embarrassment alone. She probably had to lean over and whisper "there's something stuck in my butt" to the receptionist. Then they probably wrote it on a clipboard and all the nurses and doctors saw it and said "not again" because you know this kinda thing probably happens all the time.

Emily's roommate, who thought she was kidding at first, ended up taking her to the hospital, where x-rays revealed that the only way that butt plug was coming out of her was through surgery. The doctors warned her that because the butt plug was "decorated" with a sharp edged "gem" on it's base, that it could possibly perforate her bowels. Luckily, it didn't.

Besides being freaked out that something could cut her up from the inside, I'm also wondering who the heck thought it was a great idea to bedazzle a butt plug. Seriously? We put gems on them now? But this isn't the worst part of the news. Besides being at the risk of having her insides torn out by a booty bullet, she also got news that the surgery required to extract the toy that went in, but didn't come out, could require her to use a colostomy bag for six months. When we're talking about rectums, this toy wrecked'em for sure!

The good news is that Emily's bowels were not sliced open by the fake jewel and her surgery, which required a camera to see up there, did not require her to need a colostomy bag.

What a night for an adventurous 20-year-old and I wonder if her man friend has caught up with her to see what happened.

The hospital apparently had a sense of humor and gave the toy back to Emily. Maybe she keeps that thing out of her backside for now.

Post-surgery nurses offered the toy as a keepsake which she accepted.

Emily said: “If anyone is in the same situation I would advise to obviously try and get it out yourself first but then definitely take yourself straight to the hospital if you can.

“It’s not as embarrassing as it seems – people at A&E see things like this all the time and will have seen far worse things up people’s rectums.

Thankfully Emily is a basically a pro now. Her expert advice makes perfect sense. If it gets stuck, then try to get it out! I'll just refrain from putting things up there for now, but thanks for the informative advice, I can only imagine the funny x-ray pictures that hospitals see. At least this item belonged in the butt. Hospitals probably see all kinds of random household items in the wrong part of the human body. I don't know what compels people to walk around their house and think "oh, that looks like something I would put in my butt, let's try it out" as they pick up the fly swatter or a 60 watt light bulb.

If this isn't the most weird thing you've read today, then share something with us that's even more funny! Have you seen anything funny in x-ray pictures?