A woman who farted while she was in line at the Dollar General pulled a knife on another customer who complained about the fart. Of course, this clearly happened in Florida, where all the weird crimes happen.
Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, had a stinky day when her shopping trip at the Dollar General turned into her being arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
This all started when Wilson farted loudly in line at the Dollar General in Dania Beach and another customer complained that it smelled. Wilson wasn't happy with the other customer's response to her fart, so she pulled a knife on the customer and held it up as if she was going to stab the man who complained. His name is John Walker. The police affidavit states that he was "in fear that he was going to be stabbed by the defendant."
According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was in the checkout line at the Dollar General store on 120 S. Federal Hwy in Dania Beach on Sunday evening. John Walker, the customer standing next to her, got into a verbal dispute “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit.rn
Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said.rn
While doing so, she pulled back her right hand with the knife as if she was going to attack the victim with it, the report read.rn
Wilson was found and arrested. She was taken to the Paul Rein Detention Facility in Pompano Beach and her bail was set at $2,500.
Be mindful of your farts, folks.
You don't want to get arrested after getting into an argument over passing gas. It's just not worth it!