Mitt Romney's secret Twitter account finally revealed
Imagine sending kids to jail for trick or treating too late
Guy saves wife from alleged rapist by cutting his penis off
Joe Flacco sucked soooo bad that Troy Aikman laughed at him on National TV
Kimmel cracks more jokes about Trump being orange
ABC News busted in huge lie, tried using gun range video as combat footage from Syria
a very nice protester accidentally spit a giant wad of saliva on a Trump supporter
A very large woman claims losing weight is basically racist
How 49ers fans feel about 4-0 start!
This dude loses it on TV.... oh well
JuJu, what are you doing, man? It's game day!
When your team and fans get beat up, then your name is probably Green Bay Packers
AOC makes a point if you live in a ritzy expensive city
A note to Joel Embiid, this ain't it bro
'I'm so angry about climate change I could just SCREAM!'
When a room full of angry white men just won't cut it, try this shit
Hey Lefties -- if we don't reproduce, America will CEASE to exist
Ben Carson and the 'big hairy men' who sneak into homeless women shelters
Cops forced to handcuff Trump supporter trying to save American flag
Cory Booker trashes Joe Biden, the bumbling goon
What the hell is Joe Biden talking about right now?
Beto now wants to force people to live in certain areas after he takes your guns
Trump: I ain't the president of the world, just this place called the United States
David Hogg talks trash on white people and gun owners
The Alphabet people strike again, now they're laying on the floor in front of Chick-fil-A
'Alphabet People' call Drew Brees a bigot for supporting Bible program
Hurricane Dorian's 185mph winds are devastating